September 22, 2005

Special Message from The Department of Mental Security

Important Safety Notice: The Inappropriate Crush Object Warning Level has been lowered from Red (Cheeks) to Orange (Highlighter Fiddling While Speaking). I spoke with him today for a while, and after my initial semi-hyperventilation eased and my heart dropped itself willingly from my throat, we had a very nice, friendly conversation. It helps when the buzz due to the blood rushing to your cheeks eases so that you can actually hear what the other person is saying . I was even enough at ease so that I could execute my speech-and-debate rooted pen twirling technique over the course of our conversation as close to flawlessly as I could. It still makes me kinda nervous to speak with him, but I'm kinda over it.

I believe we should be entering the nice, safe "eye candy" zone. You are free to move about the office with ease.

Posted by equilibrium-girl at September 22, 2005 11:01 PM
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